My gf made me a tater tot casserole with lots of cheese today. 😃

Yeah landlords love vibrators

Or how about don’t use meme templates because they’re boring

My (soon to be former) job often forces us to work 60 hour weeks. Not only are we too tired to look for another job, when tf are we supposed to schedule interviews?

There are bosses who do that?

I used to work in a returns department. We joked that our customers had stock in the tape companies. They would put stuff in a bubble mailer and then run tape around it 20 times, covering every square inch and tight as hell. It was fucking awful.

You never even tried.

Poor buddy. Give him a cupcake.

Please don’t steal them from Reddit. I’m sick of the guy sweating over the 2 buttons, Drake, change my mind, and the car careening off the highway. Thank you.

Owen Wilson is so hard to look at.

Oh lord can we leave the reddit memes on reddit please?

My cats have never ever been fed in their entire lives ever. Just ask them.

Are they fast though?

I live about 2 miles from the Snap On factory where they make most of their tools and I’m not in China. I don’t know where the materials come from though.