Finally, a real life hack!

Do bring a car to a street fight.

Glad you liked it.

Darn, I was hoping to drop dead today.

Remember, you are delicious.

Well, cats don’t have 24hr Cat News lying to them.

I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

Make them stand up.

If you are at a sausage fest, it’s the wurst. Sorry.

I read two-faced sloth at first. I thought that was a bit harsh.

That bridge looks pretty stout.

What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.

Thanks for an actual answer. I haven’t noticed anything that bothers me, but others might.

No, just wondering what all the negativity is about.

What’s wrong with teams? I use it everyday and it’s fine.

It’s more of a minimum requirement for many jobs. It sucks, but I think you’re viewing it wrong. It’s not going to get you anything except maybe keep your resume out of the trash.

Fair enough. They do have a distinctive flavor.

They taste fine to me. Are you sure you had them prepared by a competent chef? Sure they can taste awful, but they don’t have to.

You will receive enlightenment when you are dead.