Black magic, really. Best not to know.

Make them stand up.

If you are at a sausage fest, it’s the wurst. Sorry.

I read two-faced sloth at first. I thought that was a bit harsh.

That bridge looks pretty stout.

What if you have a boner? Then it provides plausible deniability.

Thanks for an actual answer. I haven’t noticed anything that bothers me, but others might.

No, just wondering what all the negativity is about.

What’s wrong with teams? I use it everyday and it’s fine.

It’s more of a minimum requirement for many jobs. It sucks, but I think you’re viewing it wrong. It’s not going to get you anything except maybe keep your resume out of the trash.

Fair enough. They do have a distinctive flavor.

They taste fine to me. Are you sure you had them prepared by a competent chef? Sure they can taste awful, but they don’t have to.

You will receive enlightenment when you are dead.

I have all my groceries delivered.