It’s more of a minimum requirement for many jobs. It sucks, but I think you’re viewing it wrong. It’s not going to get you anything except maybe keep your resume out of the trash.

Fair enough. They do have a distinctive flavor.

They taste fine to me. Are you sure you had them prepared by a competent chef? Sure they can taste awful, but they don’t have to.

You will receive enlightenment when you are dead.

I have all my groceries delivered.