Max_Power

There is little doubt that Russia will be successful

Oh yeah? In Putin’s head maybe.

This guy to the barber: “Give me the LEGO helmet cut please”

“Right away, sir!”

Can confirm. When I was 16 I could not imagine being 30 or even older.

Their next claim: Use our app or it will rain all day!

/s

TIL they teach abortions in US schools

/s

I want to see the right to repair extended to software also. You know what that means, right lol

I’d bet money this is the real fear of Apple and the others.

FOSS FTW

Ripped chimp boss

Yeah but social gatherings that are mandatory (or “kind of” mandatory) are the real stressors. Those make me sweat and dread tbh.

After listening to 100s of science podcasts, watching 1000s of science vids on YT, and sleeping on a Neil Degrasse Tyson pillow I still don’t understand how something can be both a particle and a wave. Sounds made up, like by a lazy SWE

Oh ffs, stop warning him, he already knows and still does not comply. He does not care. Just throw the hammer at him, this he will understand.

You can be both though /s

“How many fingers was it again? Six, right?”

Your sophisticated generative AI, probably

A couple of years ago I would have been like “huh, that’s funny?”. But yeah, it is now.

If you do not know who she is – do yourself a favor and do not research it. Unless you are a voter in her district or you are a US citizen, then by all means, do it and make her go away.

Sometime in the past I must have accidentally switched into the stupid dimension, how else can this amount of idiots in politics be explained

That’s actually funny. I hope the sister shares the humor

My 5th rule would be “no ‘fix my IT problem without me telling you what the error message says’”. Because fuck that

Seriously, I’d pay to see them go at each other. Whatever they will do, I’d watch it and pay for it. A fight, porn, either way it will be a horny freak show

His mug should be the illustration for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerontocracy

Now that you mention fucking incompetence, I need to verify my 3-2-1 backup strategy is correctly implemented. Thanks for the reminder, CloudNordic and AzeroCloud!

o7