That gif better not awaken something in me.

No, I am Spartacus!

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.

And just like that, one less bumblebee now exists.

He is bad guy, but he is not bad guy

Expert level pee distance challenge unlocked

I don’t want to live in a world where Adobe can blackmail the goverment.

Oh they’re 1000% already doing that, have you seen their goddamn prices?

After being turned into a fine paste of course.

Honestly, I think most of Eggers’ flims are probably still fantastic without dialogue. The atmosphere and visuals he creates tell the story all on their own most of the time.

Hell, I couldn’t even tell you what the hell they’re saying in The Witch without subtitles and it’s still one of the best horror movies released in the last decade.

I believe the succubus is returned back to hellfire once they depart this plane of existence.

My opinion is we should stop giving JK Rowling money and push her out to sea on a small iceberg.

This one is my favorite so far

You shouldn’t. Alpacas are notoriously untrustworthy.

And service earns citizenship!

I wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.

You would love the movie Slaxx.

https://youtu.be/AUQOUChTUwg

🎶Certified loverboy, certified pedophile 🎶

At least the Borg are productive.