Some kid in Hoboken is gonna set your house on fire with it.

I guess I’m top left. If it has to be that three. I’m pretty sure whoever came up with that needs to show us where IT touched them on the Anatomically Neutral doll.

We are too busy getting shit done to worry about the idiots.

Actual research finds that annual “deaths caused due to lack of insurance” is around 40-50 thousand

Sure you can everyone in france know theirs is the only real language. Don’t believe me? Just ask someone from france.

The same situation is was when it was conceived. Chris Roberts sucks at finishing a game and releasing it. Fuck him and he should be sued in a class action lawsuit.

Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)

Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.

I have a two lane road for most of commute every morning. What hate is when you pick up a buttplug. A buttplug is some dipshit who crawls up your ass and refuses to pass. They wont leave enough gap for the person behind them to pass without passing both of us and they wont pass themselves.

What is crazy about this is that person will usually stay there until every car behind them has passed. After that they usually pass almost immediately.

Its okay really. Funny as hell at the time but none of image links have survived.

A not quite twenty year old thread where a guy got his nuts pinched in a chair and asked the internet for help

https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread

I’m so very scared. Help.

Arrrrrrrrrr.

If you break eye contact too soon they may attack. If you hold it too long they will feel intimidated. Its hard to know when its okay to blink least they attack.

They probably also have a higher standard for building codes and enforcement than florida does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfside_condominium_collapse

Alyson Hannigan This one time at band camp

Change my mind.

Why would I do that? All of that shit is at best okay every decade or so just so I know its bad no matter how many taste buds I’ve lost.

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

I’m gonna trigger that alarm and cheer.