Lock ADB and Dan Abnett in with them for good measure.

Pharma wants that sweet IaaS platform. Insulin-as-a-service.

It’s a very accurate one too.

We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.

What happens after a thousand years?

I was living stateside from 2018-2021, my credit card had no pin. It was chip and signature for transactions. Absolutely ridiculous system.

Or PIN numbers on credit cards.

Do it again but with grocery prices and housing!

That just hit me in the olds. Kids today are grown ups that can drink in America and it was after 9/11

Yeah but these are cops, not trained soldiers. Lower those standards!

Know what else is forked? A snake’s tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

I mean, that Apple logo has a bite out of it. Eve’s bite! And it ships with Python!

Someone call the Inquisition!

We talking sudo rm-rf /* sudoku here or the kind that you’d find in the newspaper?

There is no value in spaghetti piled on top of rotten spaghetti. Tech iCal debt is real and if you’re just shippin it and plan to fix it later, y’all gonna have a bad time. Nothing more permanent than a temporary workaround.

Certainly better than Microsoft. Outlook/live/Hotmail spam détections been fucked for the better part of 8 months.

have the author address issues after the merge.

Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you’ve merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!

This is how bug backlogs grow.

This is the way.

So I could download more RAM?

“Allegedly”

Philips coming up fast in 4th place. CAN THEY BEAT TIKTOK?!

FIND OUT TOMORROW!