You’re gonna have to update your username, it’s very confusing now

I don’t understand

I get it and don’t get me wrong, I’ve considered it as a temporary solution. But I don’t think I could last for too long

It’s illegal to sleep in a car where I live. Also I have a job in retail so I need to shower regularly. I don’t want to think how I’ll manage my period or just toilet in general, I hate shitting in public toilets. I have a small car, not a van, and I’m not looking forward to switching to one. But thanks for the positive outlook

I might be sleeping in my car in six weeks time. What could be wrong

I would rate it a 4 out of 10 stars but some people say I have really high standards

Wait what? How do you get to see this metric?

Someone needs to Photoshop pig eyes on his face. No, AI slop won’t cut it. It has to be handmade

Lots here suggesting you do the Luigi thing.

If you’re not game for that, I suggest playing videogames. I’m sure there has to be at least one about vampire hunting

That was a poorly worded question, and a not so bright teacher. I’d be pissed too

What a bitch! I never thought the comments in this post would raise my blood pressure

I would also be completely confused and offended for the rest of my life if a teacher had said something like that to me

I hope you’re alright mate, nobody is trying to insult any species or way of living with this. It’s okay if you don’t get the joke.

It’s a joke based on play pretend. Let’s play pretend the lion can take selfies. Lets play pretend the lion is also an asshole, which is a bit unexpected, making it somewhat funny, and let’s pretend the lion is planning to eat his friend but first posts like an Instagram influencer, also unexpected in this play pretend universe, so that’s the joke. Nobody is scorning no man here

Those hills are looking great, no lines

I get this is in jest, but the articles are dated 2014 and 2017.

Thanks. That looked sick. I never used it obviously but I can see why people are sad to see it go

OOTL. What’s Monochrome? The word being so common and I presume its lifespan being so short I’m not getting any meaningful results when searching

Then return to read the comments, maybe you learn something new. Also you can point out which ones make it easier to understand for you.

As someone who considers themselves tech illiterate I find this explanation is good enough