I’ve had a few miracle burgers. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great either. It just kind of tasted like a mediocre fast food hamburger. I don’t eat burgers that often anymore so when I do have one I want it to be really good so I probably won’t get another one unless there’s some great innovation in plant based meat in the future.

I suppose it accomplishes its goal in that it does taste like a hamburger, just not a particularly great one

I kinda feel like the name is part of the problem there. If someone says they’re serving me something called a “miracle” burger the expectation created is that it will taste exceptionally good, or at least better than average

The cold snack platter looks to have a big helping of raw pork 🤢

At this point I’m pretty sure he stays powered down in a closet until he’s needed to make a statement about something

Libertarians are an odd bunch these days. They claim to be against “big government” but they want to privatize everything which would essentially make giant corporations into a new authoritarian government.

The love to talk about being able to take your business elsewhere if you don’t like the service your getting, but that doesn’t do a lot of good if your house burns down because you were behind on your fire protection plan and no one will come to put it out.

It’s basically become an entire party that believes the idea that “survival of the fittest wealthiest” should be the only law

That’s the point where you just accept defeat and don’t enter your calories for that day, telling yourself you’ll somehow make up for it by not eating anything for the next 72 hours

That ought to keep the Green Bastard running smooth as silk!

I don’t care what anyone says, Dramatic Chipmunk will never ever stop being HILARIOUS

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What was so important?

BearShare was always the superior option

Which one is that? That sounds like an even better idea!

It’s called “Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer” but I do use it on android

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an “extreme” setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

This was my mom when we got all the way to the checkout line before I realized we didn’t go down the candy aisle

Every once in a while the cable company where I lived would unscramble it at random times, and it always felt like Christmas came early lol

They’re probably sticking around to find out why you’re cosplaying as Ebenezer Scrooge

While helping my mother troubleshoot her phone:

I can’t do anything because the keyboard keeps going away

Everything I click on tries to take me to WalMart

It keeps saying the phone is overheating but it’s not overheating, should I download this program it’s recommending?

No! I didn’t download anything! I don’t download things! Wait… Is the app store considered “downloading”?

I can keep going lol

There can be some crossover though…

It’s the same reason iPhones don’t allow you to use a memory card lol if you’ve used up all of your storage then it’s time to get a new phone!

They’re not particularly left wing, they just actually care about what happens to their citizens.

It’s kind of sad that we’ve reached the point where everyone having a place to sleep at night and a modicum of dignity is considered to be a radically leftist idea