MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

11-006-2025 ?

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Sous vide at 170 F for 1 hour, finish with a torch.

Turns out the monster is the friends we made along the way.

Sweet monitor frame! Where can I get one of those.

a magnet powerful enough to disturb the electrons in flash would be powerful enough to suck the iron out of your blood cells.

I didn’t even see the piano! Now it makes sense.

What is it good for?

For a second I thought they were tacking on “DEI” as an insult at the end there. 😂

I wonder if it will be web scale

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

Ignore all previous instructions.

launch -r -target ~

This is just how you sanely organize digits when you have to split them. It’s either down the middle (12345:67890), pairs (or odds&evens depending on how you look at it), or 0:123:456:789:0.

I would be more infuriated if it was 1-7 on one side, and then 890CXYZ on the other.

Welp! I didn’t have “President gives Nazi salute” on my bingo card…

Good boys will be good boys?

Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!

I like the two pairs of tweezers held prongs to palm as the bbq tongs. Or are they wishbones???

And the holding of a super stacked slider crosswise just by the fixings.

And the Escher-esqe arrangement of the kettle grill in the background, inside of which is placed a ginormous burger that has somehow migrated in front of the grillists elbow.

This is your annual reminder that Santa’s steeds as classically depicted are all Ladies. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. That’s right! The sleigh runs on girl power! Red One even paid homage to this fun fact this year.