Saw a guy eating Chinese from a takeaway carton with chopsticks while driving over a bridge once. It was mildly terrifying. Carton in one hand, chopsticks in the other.

My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

Ah yes I have that on my watch list for later. A wild ride of transparent questions and unhinged, unrelated responses.

Relevant King of the Hill

To hell with Panda Express and those places. The best Chinese takeout has a number in the name.

I bet he’s peein’.

That’s enough internet for me today.

I was one of those weird raver kids with all the neon colors and intustrial-esqe accoutrements. I remember scene kids but that set was younger than me.

I love his pointy little ear tufts!

My back hurts too.

It’s less satisfying now that I’m in my 40s than it was when I was in college.

This will complement my Lemmy addiction nicely.

Don’t forget trying to figure out how much you can eat daily! A second meal is a treat!

Christ on a bike. It’s a vagina, not a clown car.

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