Rich has actually used this genie once before as well.

Alternatively, doesn’t that mean he gets his own 3 wishes? Infinite wish exploit??

Alternatively, as a smaller scale, 158 cm and 188 cm are only 0.01727909011373578 and 0.020559930008748905 football fields, respectively. Hope this helps.

Honestly, edge isn’t that bad. I’d prefer it over chrome. But nothing beats firefox.

Why would you like to need to finance a pizza from domino’s? You wouldn’t. The whole meme format is that the last option sucks.

I think the intended idea was that she freezes mid-sentence in shock after fully comprehending what was said. Shrunken iris, mouth half open… I personally think the reaction makes sense.

Left to right. The two big panels are the first and last panels respectively.

What a cute picture. God, I fucking love goldens.

Great job completely avoiding everything they said!

You could try uploading to imgur and then just linking it.

I imagine phones no longer having headphone jacks isn’t helping the wired headphones market. I’d gladly use wired headphones if it meant I didn’t need to charge mine or worry about them dying on me. Aside from working out, it’s not like the wire is exactly in the way…

i vOTE tHAT iF wE wANT tO gET pEOPLE’S aTTENTION wE sHOULD wRITE hEADLINES lIKE tHIS iNSTEAD

Well, I’m sure at least some person out there pronounces it that way, but I’ve certainly never met one!

Yup, that’s correct. It doesn’t matter that it begins with a vowel, what matters is if it sounds like a vowel. Likewise, “an university” and “a hour” are both incorrect.

Maybe this’ll work?

https://i.imgur.com/PIz6jCh.mp4

Couldn’t be easier.

Would certainly be easier if there wasn’t an or in your statement.

Yeah, like the other person mentioned, the origins of the word and its pronunciation are the very first thing in the FAQ on their website. It’s pronounced more like for-jey-oh.

The problem is that so far literally nobody has disagreed with you. Some people have said that open relationships aren’t for them, and then you went and said they’re claiming they own people??

Please point to a single instance where somebody has said they own someone else, or that they think open relationships are disgusting or some shit. No, I imagine we all understand how healthy relationships work but you’re too busy putting words in our mouths to see that you’re insulting people over things they never said.

People in these comments are fucking pathetic…

Amazing how you children cannot…

I’m sorry for not going into further detail?? You’ve used belittling or downright insulting language in like 5/7 of your comments in this thread now. And the small page of profile digging I had to do to find those shows it’s not just this thread you’ve got an attitude in. Maybe you’re the problem and not everybody else?

do you want a gold star for your obsevation

you retards

you are in this comic

Haha yeah, only 75% of your comment was attempting to be insulting in some way! How could anybody think you’re being an ass? Poe’s law sure is crazy.