Probably the rest of us won’t last much longer than them now anyway.

Setting off the pan nerds should be listed as a war crime by the Geneva Convention.

A well-seasoned Dutch oven sounds like a fate worse than death.

Every little helps.

Weird artificial distinctions of our time.

When people show you who they are…

Hans, are we the baddies?

Feeling left out of all the killing going on atm, I guess.

Sorry, all I heard there was “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Just one more abstraction bro.

Spoilers!

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

Online discourse in a nutshell.

Figure out what you want to achieve in life and stick to it.

“No”, then.

They chose violence.

This was always the trade-off of dynamic languages. You have to write a lot more unit tests to prove basic correctness, but you can move quickly at first if you’re not bothered about that.

Very DRY.

Poor timing for anyone who just accepted a four year position on Trump’s cabinet.

“All-star” makes me worried there’s some hidden society of super competent developers remaining at the big software corps that we somehow never noticed.