She tumbled on my meat surface until she extracted my salt-soluble protein binding agent.
NoSpiritAnimal
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9·2 months agoNot even as old as book Frodo going on his adventure
No you nailed it. The meme is a poor metaphor because it implies that the system has ever been superman or that OP believes it to have been superman.
Or that capitalism only behaves like Homelander when times are tough.
For many people Capitalism has always treated them like Homelander. For many people they’ve never seen the Superman fascade.
So this meme reads as though the creator only recently learned some world history, or has some privilege in life but is becoming aware of reality for others.
You could also fix it by just having Homelander say “I’m you!”
Both images should be homelander.
This meme’s got the spirit, but not a great visual metaphor
3·6 months agoNo I saw the video, they did a group hug first
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!
Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!
No I meant the psychos downvoting you.
Sweet lord the Brazilian tourists are out in force on this thread.
They found him in a hotel known for sex workers, in a district known for sex work, with an 11 and 12 year old girl.
What was he doing, tutoring them?
He fled the country to escape consequences and I think we’re all safer knowing his name and face.
I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!
A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.
My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.
0·9 months agoThe Friendzone doesn’t exist, you’re just not compatible together romantically and you made a friend.
Tom is a merry fellow, his coat is blue and his boots are yellow.
Most Israelis are just immigrants from Europe/US. Even the singer in this article is actually Russian. Netanyahu’s real name is Mileikowsky. He graduated from Cheltenham High School outside of Philadelphia.
Their current president Isaac Herzog is the first Israeli President actually born in Israel. His mother is from Egypt and his Father is from Ireland.
Given the nature of Israel’s foundings this should be not terribly surprising. Israelis are just whites from Europe and The US.
30·11 months agoToo close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
No it’s an extra kink in the maze of English, double possessive forms.
Ok I’m only going to say one nice thing about edge, the PDF editing functionality is on par with Adobe and it’s free.