Beautiful sword, but looking at it gives me the strangest urge to carve runes into my skin.

At the conclusion of a satisfying meal, Americans are expected to fire their Breakfast Guns into the air in the parking lot. It’s considered courteous, and it signals to others where a good breakfast can be found.

What happens between a dude, a super mutant, and a fisting sexbot is their business.

“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”

Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.

I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAOL7YD6j8

On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.

“Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”

Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.

He didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

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All employees are replaceable by a series of sales pitches on what AI is about to do right around the corner. That will keep pumping the stock price right up until the impending massive crash.

Welp…

slaps knee

Maybe it’s methane release. Maybe it’s gasses from the sea floor we knew nothing about. We have no fucking clue what climate change is going to look like. PR firms told scientists to put the lowest projections in press releases for the last decade. The real numbers are both grim and proving to be optimistic.

As it turns out, the math was all wrong. Who knows why? Maybe all the Earth’s various systems are interrelated, and when one system collapses it causes dozens of other systems to collapse. Maybe Earth and the delicate balance that enabled life to grow on this planet is a little more sensitive to sudden, radical change than we thought.

Maybe all the people who lied about climate change since the 1970s lied about more shit we’re going to find out about shortly now that we can’t stop it from happening. But they’ll still make their profits and get their taxpayer-funded subsidies, so capitalism is working as intended.

Adding IHRA’s definition to the law would allow the federal Department of Education to restrict funding and other resources to campuses perceived as tolerating anti-Semitism.

The campus crackdown is definitely going too far. Vietnam War protestors were treated the same way. It escalated, and the cops opened fire at Kent State.

The fact that Israel is evil doesn’t make Jews everywhere evil. That needs to be said.

But Israel under Netanyahu is evil as fuck. It’s genocide. That’s the word for what they’re doing. Genocide.

Saying Bibi Netanyahu speaks for all Jews is like saying the KKK speaks for all Christians.

Yes

You see, with Effective Altruism, we’ll destroy the world around us to serve a small cadre of ubermensch tech bros, who will then somehow in the next few centuries go into space and put supercomputers on other planets that run simulations of people. You might actually be in one of those simulations right now, so be grateful.

We are very smart and not just reckless, over-indulged douchebags who jerk off to the smell of our own farts.