Brag much? Look you Mr. Maturity. I just exited my mid 30s, anow had to transition into calling myself late 30s.

Jokes on you, I always used ms paint.

Yeah, I realized after doing the conversion to Fahrenheit it wasn’t as high as I thought. Lol

I feel like 295C is a little more than catching on fire, maybe a little melting ontop of the initial fire.

When have they ever let facts get in the way of the narrative anyway?

Dude is lucky we said tax the rich. That’s the socially agreed option. If they stop respecting the plebs, well…

Fuck this guy, he is singlehandedly trying to stop energy independence in the U.S.

Oh wait, that’s not what this is about. The orange bafoon is mad he can’t control the global supply of oil anymore if renewable energy is the dominant energy source.

The economy is made up anyway. We could live in a post-scarcity world, but we’d rather bomb brown people.

How dare you! King orange orangutans Trump will have your head!

Thank God he’s having his rights abused. I thought maybe we’d just put him in a regular prison.

By giving the dude a paid vacation?

Dude got a paid vacation…

“Never even met the guy, barely knew him.”

• Trump probably

Great, now we start with whataboutism.

Right…he’s resigning out of embarrassment. It’s only the moral high ground if you think politics is a team sport.

As if the Republicans are even playing by the rules at this point…Are you seriously defending a guy who violently raped someone?

At no point is it acceptable to let them off the hook, politics or no politics.

You’d be saying something completely different if you’d ever experienced something like this.

Well played

It’s true, if you get arrested, obviously you do crimes.

Happened to me too, and I still like her 8 years later. Its the worst!

Gross, why would I want to preserve that orange sack of goo?