Every house has Family Atomics stowed away. Heirlooms from before the Shaddah Emporer.

I’m afraid we’ll see less and less insects every summer until we all die of starvation or exposure

“But Israel doesn’t.” You’re right. They slaughter thousands instead. To the tune of around 32k.

What a fucking disgusting government

I’ll have what this guy’s having, please. It’s gotta be strong.

Dammit I’m a FOOL i’m never going to have SEX now

Thats… literally what eat the rich means

Mullvad, hunny

I guess I worded it wrong. The time to protest was ages ago and it’s too late now to convince any of the tech corps to change so good luck finding a phone in 2023 with a headphone jack. We lost.

This was a reason to not buy a phone 4 years ago. It’s a bit late to complain now.

Cry me a river you fucking homonculus people have the right to decide they don’t want to watch the boys club anymore

Now’s the time to exploit his masculine insecurities. Say to him, “do you really need an excuse to go look at Margot Robbie for 2 hours?”

Time to take your son to see Barbie. I went wearing pale blue shorts, a pastel yellow tank top with pink ice cream cones on it, boat shoes, and a puka shell necklace. My girlfriend wore all black lmao. Wanted to go more pink but didnt have time to shop before seeing the movie due to work :(

Barbie ruled and you and I dont need to give a pink fuck what any of these nerds think about it, baby. I went with my gf and a couple of her friends, all women. I was the only dude. Some dumb middle aged homonculus walked up to us after the credits started rolling to tell me I was “brave” for coming to the theater. I was still trying to get my shit together after the ending and was so caught off gaurd by the absolute lack of media literacy this person. Learned nothing from the film, clearly.