Really?! lol that’s great. I didn’t see that episode.

Ugh. People who call wedges “Jo-Jo’s” creep me out. It’s just so weird. Agreed about Crinkle fries though.

Best to worst:

• wedges (like a mini baked potato, but better!)

• shoestring (a tried & true classic)

• curly (the perfect blend of potato & seasoning)

• zigzag (sometimes can be a bit mushy)

• tots (sometimes give me heartburn for some reason)

• waffle (often don’t get cooked all the way, if they stick together)

• onion rings (a decent alternative to potato based side, but I can’t eat more than a few)

• sweet potato (they just don’t fry right. The texture gets weird and the taste is off)

Tots are literally cylindrical hash browns.

The concept of “Señor Chang” - the incongruity of an Asian man teaching Spanish in an American community college, never ceases to make me chuckle.

It reminds me of my own days in community college here in the US, and sitting in an English Literature class, taught by an Indian woman (Mrs. Banerjee) whose accent was so thick, the whole class probably dropped a letter grade just because we couldn’t follow much of what she said.

Yeah summer is terrible, with how you have to put on five layers to stay cool in the sunshine and then go shovel out all the sunshine in your driveway and/or scrape all the sunshine off your car before you drive ten mph all the way to work while fellow commuters slip & slide all over the sunshine covered roads…

This meme was posted 26 minutes ago. I guess we’re safe.

…this time

What?

I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

Thank you. Happy cake day to you too!

My last loaf (who passed away almost exactly one year ago) was an “extra fluffy / toasted / moldy” blend.

She was special. RIP, Ellie!

Please be patient with us while we struggle with trying to stop a burgeoning dictatorship.

Yeah, it’s the rocket plume. It’s just a bad illustration.

When I was younger so many people told me I looked like him. Specifically his character in Batman Begins. I think it was mostly the glasses he wore in that movie. They were similar to mine. Plus similar facial structure. I’m not nearly as handsome as he is though.

I just say “big’uns”

Abacus!

I dated a girl who would always bring a bar of soap with her when she slept over. She’d bury it in the sheets at the end of my bed. Said it prevented restless legs.

…why does that soap have a bite out of it?

Sheds General Grievous’s “collection” in a whole new light.

Guy Gardner?