Or my meat thermometer. The on/off button also changes between Fahrenheit and Celsius. Neither of which is done with a single press. You have to press and hold for different lengths of time but for the life of me, I can’t figure out the pattern.

I think you mean round child.

Yep

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

Because gays, duh.

YOU TREAT THAT PUPPY BEFORE IT DEMISES

At least twice a week.

Putting in a plug for the Indyx app. You photo all your individual wardrobe pieces and use the app to make new outfits of them. I’ve found it helpful and fun.

Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.

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You should have stolen land instead.

Meanwhile, I have no chill.

Cute cat obvs, but I also like your carpet.

Please do not bring that bullshit here. It was tiresome at the other site.

That’s what a good familiar does.

I hope your day gets better.

Y’all can read that white text?

The only reason I can think of for having that many rubber ducks is that you are, in fact, Alex Horne.