When I’m in the passenger seat, I push on the imaginary brake. When I’m watching someone on a computer, I’m pushing shortcuts on the imaginary keyboard.

Ok fair enough, but I’m under the impression these files existed before the source control was implemented.

I guess it’s all up to how the program handles existing files.

I’m not great at English, but “discard all changes” shouldn’t ever mean “Delete”.

Warhammer 40k Orks also possess psychic abilities in large numbers. This is why they’re so awesome to me, if enough 40k Orks believe something, they will it into being. Yellow rockets make bigger explosions simply because they think it should.

This reminds me when my mom told my dad Netflix didn’t serve their area because she didn’t want another bill.

He told me that and I was like “Well…” and my mom just yelled from the other room “I JUST CALLED THEY’RE TRYING FOR NEXT YEAR.” so I shut up.

I clean out my inbox every decayear.

Look, it’s a cheaper hobby than drinking, or outfitting my vehicle. I don’t have the time to retreat to a fishing hole and there’s no hunting nearby.

Yes I play video game, geez.

I kept thinking it was a loop of numbers.

I mean yeah, but also that’s the worst dystopian nightmare I’ve ever heard.

“How can I change my desktop background?” “There are four ways to change your desktop background, which would you like to hear more about?”

These clowns can’t make all your settings in one place.

Nintendo basically sent out a press release saying “Its super easy to pirate our games!”. This is really only positive for them if no other projects show up.

Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

I’m an aged university student, and I spend most of the first day of any group project trying to convince people why NOT to use Discord or Instagram for all our comms.

It’s infuriating, but sometimes I feel like I’m yelling at a cloud.

Somebody’s been reading old issues of Knight of the Dinner Table?

Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It’s weird :/

Does the TikTok have access to your home wifi network?

I always assumed it was shark skin…

Won’t that affect rotation of the lunar wainwright?

The new update was candy crush! You uninstalled it before, but we think you were mistaken.

Nobody gets asked to leave a theatre unless people complain. She was bothering people so they had the theatre remove her and her date.