People who tell the truth are all Hamas too

What Israel is doing to Gaza is terrorism, and I don’t believe that you always come down hard on terrorism.

He doesn’t need glasses because he got bitten by a radioactive spider. This meme format has been around for a long time and everyone knows about Spiderman

“Water, 35 liters; carbon, 20 kilograms; ammonia, 4 liters; lime, 1.5 kilograms; phosphorus, 800 grams; salt, 250 grams; saltpeter, 100 grams; sulfur, 80 grams; fluorine, 7.5; iron, 5; silicon, 3 grams; and trace amounts of 15 other elements.”

I’m hoping that when the trans holocaust starts in the US and England, the rest of the world gets our act together and does the same thing we did last time.

Oh, because if the month you chose has less than 31 days, it’ll assume the 31st of September is the 1st of October? That’s reasonable.

And then there’s the marxist-leninists who saw the government ban black people and women from voting, see the Republicans trying to make it harder for black people to vote, and then said “when minorities vote it helps fascists”, because they’re clowns.

The polygraph confirms he’s telling the truth

The R word is a slur

And we don’t have to wait for the boomers to die out to buy guns and practice using them

A lot of bending ability comes down to personality. Being adaptable, forceful, consuming, or evasive makes you good at bending. Being rigid, timid, pacifist, or stubborn makes you bad at bending. Katara sucked at waterbending when the show started because she was a stickler for the rules. She always had a nurturing element, but she also had to learn to go with the flow. Toph was a child prodigy at earthbending because she has an incredibly forceful personality. But it’s not something her parents taught her, she had to cultivate it within herself.

It is the duty of the Avatar to embody the wisdom of each element and to undergo the personal growth to be able to see things from everyone’s perspective. Korra’s situation is basically normal. Aang is the weirdo for being a timid pacifist who struggled with earth and fire.

Fuck Slack

Swiping can be hard for a 90 year old with arthritis or anyone with a lot of other physical disabilities. For all the work Apple has put into marketing the iPhone as the accessible option, I’d rather give great grandpa an android in 2023.

Cactopodes

Marty plays EDM at the prom instead of rock and roll

Fuck off, Dave

Farming is like a memetic prion disease. Every other food production method it touches turns into farming.

In the southern hemisphere, July is winter and December is summer

A meme is just an idea capable of reproduction and evolution through cultural transmission. Everything is a meme.

The gods are memes. Ideas that have reproduced and evolved to secure their own existence, so much so that they can accurately be said to have their own agency, as forces directing the will of society. This proves the existence of gods.