Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

I’m just hearing a bunch of good reasons to switch to metamucil, lentils, and oatmeal.

When you realize the sun can fucking kill you and, if you’re of light complexion, very well may.

What is even the point of bringing up mastodon in the title? This meme is old as dirt.

This is some “I am very smart and sexy” cringe.