Five calls Jeremy? Five? That’s insane

As someone on a diet: fuck OP for posting this

First world graffiti-mask-profile-picture cringe.

Don’t use plungers, just use a heap of oxygen bleach and possibly also soap (and time)

This is actually helpful

I have never know if it’s a ‘therapist’ "how are you? " or a ‘this is how two humans begin conversations’ “how are you?”