jesusfuckingchrist. Regurgitate much?

FIRE ZE FUCKING MISSILES!!

Coral*

Apologies. You misheard me. Allow me to restate for clarity: Samwise was the actual ringbearer. Neville was the chosen one. Oh, and Frodo & Harry are whiny, navel-fiddlin’ bitches.

(Also, and apropos of little: Rowling is a transphobic hack that mistakes her supreme luck with actual writing chops, and Tolkein hated the fanbase that grew up around the stories he doodled in the margins of his linguistic cathedrals.)

Samwise was the actual Ringbearer like Neville Longbottom was the actual chosen one.

Duh, it’s maglevtism. You were close, though. 🤙🏼

Was only pointing out the misspellings, but “leftis” is a clever way to hit all of those, I agree. Still, “white house” is not one word, and “Ukraine” has an “e” at the end (though, I suspect that follows the “leftis” formula). Downvote all you want, though. 😅

white house, leftist, Ukraine

How long do you have?

You’re so right. I just get the mnemonic mixed up: “cockhole bros.” with accurate spelling of their surname. 🤪

Cross-posted from where again? 😅😬

I dunno. I could go for one about him launching himself to Mars in a carbon-fiber & titanium capsule, piloting via gamepad, ya know? Especially if he brought Bezos, the Koch bros. & Gates along. 🤷🏼‍♂️ It’d save time at least on setting up the ol’ woodchipper down the road, ya know?

I recently came across a comment analogizing libertarians to house cats in mentality, and I appreciate the spot-on comparison. 🧑‍🍳🤌🏼

A strike-anywhere match head snapped off between the pin and cuff will do the same, but the key is to do it to all four tires and before they drive somewhere. That way, the four simultaneously flat tires are of particular inconvenience.

Seconded. I added a PSP emu to my phone just so I could play it all over again. 100s of his doesn’t cut it. 🤣🤘🏼