Panda (he/him)

Maybe I will eat that quart of ice cream today…

Thanks, Google!

sigh

Finally, a computer that can run unoptimized Minecraft and the desktop Discord client!

(not both at once, though)

Fake: China cares about the personal dignity of women

Gay: All the women are going to be replaced with men in maid outfits

Sounds like an OPSEC disaster waiting to happen.

And here’s a fifth: Rihanna is from Barbados.

> my wife

> vim user

fake

https://html-lang.org/

Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML

I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.

Close: JS is a disease.

Prove it. Kiss me.

If I see that Home Depot commercial for it one more time I’m gonna snap

Turns out it was just a 14 year old who cloned everything and hadn’t commited any code to GitHub in the past year. Suyu is the new wave now.

bro getting angry over a comic of a stick figure with a wheel up his ass

Now explain it in basketball terms