Aggressively sings: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?”

Or hungry infants or cats.

Yes.

Sasha!

Nice name dumbass!

Here you go 🏆

Yeah I was worried about spontaneous combustion in my sleep also. I wonder if those people were just smokers who dozed off with a cig in bed.

Reeeeeee!!!

Happy birthday pup!

How many anime waifu pillows do you have?!

Sorry Mom.

Chef Mike hard at work.

“It’s time for bread.”

Please boop the snoot then give pets.

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Chomp

LOL the strongman is grimacing as the nerd unknowingly stomps that his stomach/dick. You have a good eye. Please accept this award as a token of appreciation 🥇

Really makes me want to play!