Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Man this is good

Sweet dreams are made of deez

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!

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Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

You got it

We do what we want, because we can

But it’s a shortcut!

“Gift” is a German word that means poison

My understanding is that ibuprofen is processed in the kidneys, and if Tylenol was up for FDA approval today it would go down in flames due to safety concerns