Imperial is slightly different. We use US customary measures.

I thought the rumor was he was a refugee, and the true part is that he was Muslim?

If you find time to finish the remainder of the vodka before breakfast I’m with you.

Just offer the junkies more than the plasma place.

Looks like you’re voting for Trump, then.

But from him it’s not racist.

David Beckham got treated like royalty and carried into citizenship.

If you wanna get gay married for citizenship I’m cheap and have fantastic insurance.

Sometimes, yeah. A lot of the time peeps don’t know what they can get away with.

I don’t think it’s bad, but it does confuse me and confusion is no fun.

But…then…use a different word?

I’m so confused. You still swore. We knew what you meant and you knew what you meant. You just censored the text. We’ve got alternatives with no censoring. Message me for Jesus Approved cursing. (please don’t)

Edit: removed zoomer slight.

In lemmo we say fuck because why the fuck did you censor fuck?

Call Dr. Kevorkian and ask.

What’s funny is they could have made an actually funny joke about marxists.

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Uh, what about tcp/ip over pigeon?

I had a really fantastic dentist. Spent some time kinda homeless/broken and now I have no clue where she went.

I work in an industry where it’s kind of normal to have large fluctuations. Layoffs at least go by seniority, so only new people are terrified.

Otherwise we’d use a drone and a rocket.

I don’t know if I’m okay celebrating a cyclist, but happy bday!

Blue collar fucking aircraft worker and I get it.