They kidnap an exec though. At least a few bonus points for that.

Pug Jesus and His 12 Disciple Dogs

I wonder how many arms companies aren’t involved with Israel.

Once sat at the same table as another guy in high school every weekday for six months. We traded less than ten words in that time. Later we became great friends.

Unfortunately, you’ll quickly find that the structure of the system will crush ‘generous’ insurance companies in short order.

Would go great on !politicalcompassmemes@lemmy.world

Didn’t realize those nationalities were exclusive with these categories.

what year is it

There are people on Twitter? I thought it was all bots and Musk’s sockpuppet accounts

Man, I celebrate deaths all the time. The idea that life is always sacred is bull. We are what we bring to the world, and fuckwad CEO brought suffering.

My best friend just had a kid. I imagine I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and he’s gonna be graduating high school. When did time start passing so fucking fast?

I was promised eternal life, not consciousness. That’s cryosleep conditions right there.

I remember a lot after the age of 7.

She got started late smh we were all playing GBA on the bus back in the day.

GRAB YOUR SWORD, AND FIGHT THE HORDE! UNCLE LOTHAR WANTS YOU!

My grandparents remembered playing Pong.

you shut your mouth right now

I’d never actually seen the original before XD

I’m holding you to that, I expect to see some more badly remade ancient vines in two-and-a-half hours.

11 has passed, and no badly remade ancient vines. I’ve been tricked, I’ve been backstabbed, and I’ve been, quite possibly, bamboozled.

Yeah supporting IRA (sympatizers) is based /s

Supporting Sinn Fein is absolutely based, I love a good DemSoc party. As for the IRA, Republican paramilitaries were the least civilian-murder-happy of the sides in the Troubles, so while I wouldn’t express support for them, I’m also not going to automatically reach for condemnation for a paramilitary group that began in legitimate oppression and ended with good-faith peace negotiations.