Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

Short for Winifred.

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

This guy put two holes in the Old Man? Inconceivable.

Have you heard of Digg?

Fuck up your disposable fabric mask?

I’m confused why you’d be unable to create copyright characters for your own personal use.

You had me a “Sydney Sweeney reveals”.

Did I say it did? I said “of” not “for” the Deck.

…did you read it? It explains some of the software specifics of the Deck. It’s not just about the physical act of plugging in peripherals.

Well Sumo wrestling is classier, so I’ll allow it. For now.

I propose we ban all wrestling terminology from journalism that isn’t about wrestling.

I’m sorry, you were saying something about mental derangement after posting this thing? Jesus.

I’d ask for the formula for cold fusion and all the required knowledge. That way I could save the earth, and also be super famous.