So as you age, your body starts degrading the experience for users and advertisers to increase profits?

God made everything better for the intelligent life that didnt kill His son and just left Earth alone

What monster would use base 4?

The shooter was always in Canada. They had really good aim

Every year, Santa gets gifts for every good child

The parents can bribe Santa to redirect a gift that would normally go to someone else to them

The idea of quantum bogosort should be applied to more things

If you tap and it doesnt start, destroy the universe

Posadism but without rebuilding society?

Is this a contradiction? 99% of people are starving farmers who eat dirt for dinner and 1% are chosen from birth to be taught nothing other than how to hack the West

Edit: i forgot to add /s

You can save time thinking about where to put the money by buying Lego to eat

Does that mean that cars bend the space around them instead of moving and the speed numbers on them are fake?

3.048 decimeters*

Most of the people i saw round down notice that and then round up

Be careful, some religions may give you gender dysphoria after you respawn

All the people i saw either rounded up or rounded down by mistake and then rounding up

Most people dont just round up after seeing the price?

I can guarantee that every single person alive will use friendica before then end of the universe

100% of the open-source software i contributed to was developed by hobbyists so, using that information, you can infer from only that information that only hobbyists can develop open-source software

I have heard that friendica is similar to facebook

Microsoft servers also use linux

Projectile protection or blast protection could be useful if you are in an action movie