My issue with the back is I have long hair so my hair will cover the design! But the front my tits will make that image…real real stretchy.

Stupid human bodies!!

I know Paralives is in early access, but I’m watching it for now!

I personally use the Oxford comma but I do agree with the people who think the sentence should probably just be rephrased to not need it.

There are low sugar versions and even no sugar! But it’s a lot of sugar if you go with a classic recipe!

Its equal parts weight of the fruit and the sugar, generally.

But it tastes amazing!

If it did work, it stopped when we were kids lol. Mother lives to recount getting me and twin our earliest vaccines.

Twin went first, needle goes, me in a different room SCREAMS.

Also when twin broke their arm as a toddler downstairs while I was upstairs with mom I apparently screamed. Twin did not.

Twin never screamed when I was in pain. A one way connection LOL.

Twin would shank me for saying that. Twin also reads my lemmy occasionally, so eventually they will come up to me and say “Yes I would shank you” lol

Ah yes, the being tormented! A ‘fun’ part of childhood!

I kicked the one boy who did it the most while I was wearing cowboy boots as hard as I could. Mother told them if they had stopped it, maybe he wouldn’t have had his shins kicked in.

The people part is annoying yes lol.

Luckily despite being identical I’m like 6 inches taller than my twin. Turns out being born weighing twice as much means my twin never caught up in height! So easier to tell apart.

But that means very few people believe we’re twins now though. It was less pronounced as kids.

Hope your girlfriend’s kids grow up and punch the weirdos who ask the sexual questions.

“What’s it like being a twin?”

I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??

Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.

Love Richard Ayoade.

I tried the mayo grilled cheese once and I agree. Not for me at all! I like to butter the outsides and that’s about it.

I can’t say public without my brain trying to do it the way he says it. “I did not want to be drunk in pub-lic, I wanted to be drunk in a bar.”

Poor babies, clearly never had a meal in their lives! XD

I know it can lower the lifespan of the fridge, but unsure if there’s more than that!

I love Weird Al Yankovic so much!!

Awww they look so sweet! Such a good baby!

Oh man, I loved wearing turtle necks and ankle skirts and still being a whore because I had the audacity to have DD by high school! I never even touched a boy in even the vaguest ways in high school!!!

Reminds me of my childhood dog! He was a cute English springer spaniel! No brains! None!

Ooo belly belly!!