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RegularJoe@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Writing a short story what should I name my cartelEnglish
42·3 months agoIt all comes down to their specialty, right?
If they’re moving product, you’ve got The Black Orchard (the growers) or The Phantom Crucible (the mad scientists). If it’s a white-collar price cartel just chasing dollar signs, you want something like The Thorned Veil for that elegant, deceptive front, or The Broken Halo Network for a gritty, fallen-from-grace feel.
But if they’re a territorial cartel? The kind where crossing a border gets you killed? Go with The Crimson Ledger—where every debt is settled in blood. Or The Ashen Wolves, because they will straight-up burn down your business if you trespass
To hurry or leave.
But my mental picture is a donkey in a trailer…
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•So how would you say you decide the precise allocation of donations between starving people in Gaza & Programmers For BeerEnglish
4·3 months agoWhy don’t we take care of each other as decent people? Why do we have to decide who is more worthy? We have too many money-grubbing billionaires. Maybe if we watched out for each other, we wouldn’t have to worry about what the other guy is doing.
Maybe it wouldn’t work, but it would be nice to try. Look what happened in 1914:
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•In a domestic fridge, should milk be lined up, oldest to newest from the hinge, or away from the hinge, and why?English
5·4 months agoIt’s yo’ fridge
Do what you wanna do.
I ain’t gonna tell you
How to stock it, too.
“YOU VILL NOT POST ZE REACTION GIF FOR ZEY ARE CANCER!”
you broke your own rule.
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Child’s school updated the uniform policyEnglish
181·4 months agoI’d ask what mental health counseling will be for those affected. “Blue can make people feel sad or distant because it can sometimes seem cold.”
https://www.verywellmind.com/the-color-psychology-of-blue-2795815
See also
https://www.psychologies.co.uk/the-psychology-of-colour-blue/
https://www.colorpsychology.org/blog/sad-colors-which-colors-makes-people-feel-the-saddest/
https://neurolaunch.com/what-color-represents-depression-or-sadness/
https://neurolaunch.com/what-color-represents-depression-or-sadness/
Ask how many days a week counselors will be available and how long the sessions will be.
OK, so from what I gather this is about a user called Rimu and it’s making fun of him. I thought this was OP’s attitude, so I will remove the Sokka from the last air bender screaming boo gif!
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•What do you think the future of Windows is?
14·10 months agoI think they’re going to need to back pedal some ideas. Ideas that are “for your benefit” such as, your user folder linked to one drive (so you’ll always have a backup) is also a cash-grab (“oh, you only have 5 GB of space. We’ll sell you more!”). This needs to be opt-in.
Windows 7’s market share has surprisingly increased to about 9.61% in 2025. This rise is likely due to users hesitating to upgrade to Windows 11 as support for Windows 10 is ending.
You can say that’s only 10%, but how much is that in lost revenue?
RegularJoe@lemmy.worldOPto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Things you don't find: Married bachelors, perpetual motion machines, or this...
31·1 year agoWell, that’s disappointing to learn.

















Whoa! A Whole 80 days?
Well, you can’t say a former governor got off easy. Those 70 days will be pure hell.
I mean imagine how she’ll feel serving that long 60-day sentence.
She could get out for good behavior, maybe after half of that 50-day sentence.
Of course, the judge might make her serve that whole month so that she can set an example.
That week will probably make her regret what she did.
That’ll probably be the longest weekend of her life.