Holy shit, thank you so much.

Can you link the community?

I’m using this opportunity to give the cute girl who comes into my work place my phone number.

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

Then, we need like thousands of actual skilled hackers to find every tiny security floor.

Maybe see what can be done. Like, maybe, coyod it trigger pain? Maybe sleep paralysis?

I mean. It’s all electricity, right? Ooh, maybe see if it can be over locked yo a point where it burns out.

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

Is it the one that ends with .jp?

Have you got any idea if ghost spectre fucks woth how games and anticheats work?

Yes, mummy.

You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

This also works on boost.

Well, at least you didn’t really like the Adidas Predator’s.

See, I’m the opposite. I suffer from depression and riding/driving really helps with that.

Only I don’t get all that angry when I do. If someone annoys me, I just go for a simple under-my-breath “you twat”.

The bike works best for it. The big vroom helps quieten the sadness. Kinda hard to be sad when you’re sat on top of an explosive fuel and thousands of explosings happening between your legs. It’s kinda calming. To me, at least.

Before anyone asks, no I haven’t fucked my exhaust. It’s still the stock one.

See, that’s exactly why I don’t use an Ash tray or a bin.

I don’t throw it on the ground either. I just swallow it. There is no need to worry about littering or finding somewhere for it that way.

I thought it was 5 litres to a gallon, honestly.

1.48 euro is 1.29 gbp.

Our petrol is about 1.59 last time I checked. Can you lot send me a few gallons?