Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const…ish

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

“No one wants to have a civil discussion here with me”

“No not like that this is the literal dumbest shit ive ever heard”

Go have your enlightened centrist discussions with an ai chatbot that wont challenge you. Ever.

((416 / 4.184) * 50) * ( 3 / 60 )

Or something like that

Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less

Linting

This is called linting

Same

Reddit is not fun

I once tossed some really old eggs out into my backyard just to see what would happen to them.

Turns out its my dog rolling in it a couple of days later because stank

Hmm is the average toilet paper roll empty?

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

Same was not awake enough to understand this meme

Whats the number and locations of your associates?

Needs a small loan of a million dollars

Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

I believe thats called the honey pot

Idk i bet you could train orphans to do it

That seems pretty evil