Rhynoplaz

You know what’s mildly infuriating?

You spamming my feed with stupid bullshit.

Congratulations! You’re in the VIP lane for getting blocked!

The remote bidet feature could be fun at parties!

What the fuck?

Just dump the can out on the ground and put your own trash in. Now you don’t have to litter!

Yeah. It’s an ocean.

We adopted a brother and sister, found another one in the streets, and have a porch kitty that technically lives down the street, but he spends more time at our house. I’d say we’re doing alright. 😁

EDIT: I rarely use emojis on Lemmy, but you wouldn’t think it to look at this thread! 🤣(because why not?)

Awww. That looks like my sweet guy that passed a few years ago. Had him for 14 years. 🥲

I used to have a friend that complained that his alarm clock always went off late.

Then we became roommates and I learned that he usually just slept through the first hour of it going off.

Ok, so let’s assume there is no change in the US stance on Gaza. You and anyone you’ve convinced, don’t vote. Trump supporters are unaffected. Trump is now president. Then what? Have you made the world a better place?

You say they’ll be forced into a cease fire. Do you think that’s something they can just flip a switch and make it so? That’s an ongoing war on the other side of the planet involving at least three groups of people. In the meantime, you withhold your vote and Trump becomes president again. Now what?

We gotta get Harris there before we start asking her for favors.

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say with this response. I agree with the reversal completely. I’m willing to listen, because I am sympathetic to all the very real destruction happening over there, but can you explain how shitting on Harris benefits Palestine at all?

If the percentage of third party voters gets high enough, Trump wins. We’re not making that mistake again.

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We’ve all done it

Currently basking in the sun so his body temperature doesn’t drop too low.

With nine lives, heroes never die!

Can’t argue with that!

French fries are meant to be dipped. If they have shit dumped all over them, they are no longer fries, they are potato nachos. Which is delicious, but it’s not French fries.

They’ve been bullying the good weirdos for decades, there’s no backtracking now!

“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”