You sound like you think coffee drinkers are trying to get high by drinking coffee.

This does seem more morbidly accurate

Am I using this right

Honestly? Yes, I agree

I was shocked and appalled by this blatant inaccuracy.

Married at 23 (wife just turned 21) straight out of college. We were both very immature

Also totally anecdotal: Exactly the same for us, up to this point. Now I’m looking at 36 on the horizon this year, and she 34, and we’re still both quite happily married.

My only point being: it just depends on the people. It works for some, and for others it doesn’t. I wish I could tell a person which kind they’d be, but I can’t.

I will absolutely say, however, it’s gonna hurt a whole hell of a lot less to simply wait a bit longer and be sure of what you want, and that you’re both in agreement on the major things. It doesn’t mean you have to wait in order for the relationship to succeed, but it sure would improve the likelihood that it will.

Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.

Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.

Possibly, but I’d prefer this scenario over the other.

Wow this might actually really help me.

Lol no one is making you drink IPAs. This take is really terrible and immature.

Thanks!

Oh yeah? What Mastodon client? I’ve just been using the 1st party client and I feel like it’s pretty decent. Kinda curious how much better a client might be.

Couldn’t be more obvious you have no clue how much work app development and support are.

Everyone’s free to use whatever they want. Not sure why it’s necessary to shame a one-man dev team that spends countless personal hours to make an excellent product, for needing some income for doing so.