and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

CCP supporters = wumao

Great, I’m the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.

Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

Star Trek: Picard, S2E06

“Hey, everybody, there’s a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!”

*shitty gender stereotypes

Normalize and index your damn drawers or you’re deadlocked!

“Software engineers aren’t real engineers because they don’t work on physical engines.”

-An absolute dumbass telling me this to my face years ago while literally designing a software solution for (hardware) engineers on a manufacturing line

Downvoters don’t know Brave is the best thing for iOS users.

Ya see, Android fellows, Apple forces everyone onto webkit in iOS, and iOS Firefox can’t use extensions.

Brave has its blocker built in.

What are ads?

-pihole / uBlock / Brave browser user

Bah! This is clearly a windows meme! Take it back to c/linux!

(I’m over there too)

The D: is a CD-ROM. Geez!

Dang whippersnappers.

If only it had a pulley in the middle…

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

And the blackjack!

Given I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead.

Strongly typed is life!

Hay! I know things!!!

Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!?

(But no really I hate js so much)

I’m just sad they never added all the ones I submitted 20-whatever years ago.