Rootiest

Relatable.

Except it’s missing:

5b. Try 100 different things, none of which fix it and several of which will create other problems later

Which character are you going to change?

Go for it!

I generated it in KeePass for this comment and actually interestingly it looks like Lemmy butchered/sanitized/modified it as well

PW:

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If the server won’t take a 64-char pw with letters, numbers, and symbols then is it even worth using?

Show me your boos boobs!

Dang autocorrect.

Diabetics beware!

Fox: What a beautiful day. Shit it’s good to be alive

It’s a proven fact that we need no more than 3 colors

Always has bean

I use Tailscale (or the fully-self-hosted Headscale) to ensure all my data is routed through my home whether my phone/laptop is on cell data, public wifi, or otherwise.

One can also simply use it to ensure communication between specific devices is always secure and available but I also find it quite useful as a way to secure all my data when away from home.

It’s free for 5 users/100 devices per account with virtually all of the features available to the free plan.

There is also a paid option which should really only be interesting to businesses/etc which have many users to connect. Alternatively self-host g Headspace has no restrictions at all.

Sure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.

I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.

They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign

It’s been towed out of the environment

It’s the American Dream

Excellent choice of “testament” at the end there!

I also enjoyed this line:

Holds the promise of love in its size,

My friend burned through his finger with a welding torch. He said he didn’t feel anything until he took the glove off and saw the carnage.

The blending will continue until morale improves

I just like to have a little minimap following me like in a video game.

I use Waze whenever I drive, it also keeps me informed about accidents, cops, and other hazards.

Lemmy works with Google Authenticator, but not with Authy.

Annoyingly Authy fails silently and ignores the part of the code that specifies SHA-256 and just generates a SHA-1 code that won’t work with no warning or indication to the user.

Get a hardware 2FA key instead of using your phone for TOTP

Once when I was working at an icecream shop as a kid:

About 45 mins after closing, while we were cleaning up and all the cash had been settled some crazy guy starts banging on the window demanding a milkshake.

New girl goes over to explain: “I’m sorry sir we closed at 9, all the machines and registers are shut down”

Dude totally loses his shit. “I didn’t know you were closed, I though you were open until 10, I demand a milkshake NOW!”

Sir, even if we were to try to, the registers are all closed, we couldn’t ring it out… "

" THEN JUST GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT THE MILKSHAKE! "

Poor new girl is now visibly frightened, we are telling her to just walk away and ignore him"

Dude completely loses it and starts smashing on the window, culminating in him using several really offensive slurs and SPITTING on our window.

All because he thought we were still open, as if that’s somehow our fault/responsibility.

He just could not logic the fact that what he “thought” is completely out of our control and we aren’t going to reopen the shop because he thought wrong