The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs’ entire ass because he “didn’t want to brush out butt tangles today”, his exact words when we went to collect our dog.
He’s a great Pyrenees Collie mix.
His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.
Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn’t want to do your job right.
Booger hook: bang switch.
#10: Greed is eternal.
#45: Expand or die.
I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.
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Same! I had a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago, but I’m back on my period again with my nonexistent uterus. Phew.
Now I want Magneto and Count Dooku to team up in middle earth. That would be an interesting mini-series.
After reading the other comments, I’ve decided I want another show that will be more of a comedy, and it’s got magneto, count Dooku, a grunt who just popped in from Somalia after falling from a helicopter (black hawk down), some guy saying his name is “six-echo” (The Island), some kid from Hawaii going on about a dolphin he calls (Flipper), a college professor concerned about slides and saying he needs to find a portal (Sliders), a drug addict who “survived?” a plane crash (Lost), and there must be some kind of mix up because there’s just a horse standing around a bunch of dead guys who all look the same. (hidalgo and every Sean bean movie)
“that dirty slut!” -My wife, after hearing this.
tosses and turns, occasionally glancing at the clock, getting more and more pissed as the hours go by until finally, exhaustion creeping in, your alarm goes off
Repeat every day.
Every.
Single.
DAY.
I have an ancient tiny pickup (don’t get me started on EVs or how a van is better, I’m aware but poor and I don’t live/work in a city) and I’d say about 1-2 times a week when daily driving I’ll get mocked by someone with a giant, lifted, accent-lighted, chrome-trimmed, perfectly-unscathed monstrosity. Usually some form of homophoplbic slur to describe my vehicle choice.
I fill up for less than half the price, and I fit right next to most regular cars. I still park out in the empties because I don’t like being next to other vehicles, but I don’t have to.
Honestly I’d love an EV with a minivan size profile, truck clearance, and the enclosed rear is all cargo space. Literally all of my hobbies and work things would fit in it, and since I live on a hill in the middle of fields, I get a lot of wind and solar.
Of course, I’d love it even more if I could take a nap on a train with space for an equipment cart while I travel half an hour to work, but the next ice age will happen before passenger trains become that widespread.
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