Puritan

Sell water bottles as a decentralized modular water distribution system.

It was in like 2006. A dvd rw full of mp3s to play on my portable dvd player that could decode all the useful codecs.

Oh hey I understood all of this. I knew that degree was going to eventually be good for something

This question becomes more a test of age as time goes. I’ve been asked this question even after the movement towards all-LEDs.

This question is also stupid, both because it has a correct question and because almost certainly some people have advantages over others that have nothing to do with the actual job.

20+ years ago? Sure, this was a somewhat viable question. But now? It’s incredibly messy.

Over my years, I’ve asked dozens of very, very smart people from all kinds of walks of life, extremely smart to seemingly dumb as hell - nobody has ever gotten it right.

Probably the only thing this question is good for is seeing how an applicant does when faced with a diplomatic situation and a really dumb interviewer.

I’m super curious what the people who unironically ask this question think they’re testing.

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Do we???

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Minecraft Java Edition is Minecraft and Minecraft “Bedrock Edition” is an awful Microsoft rip-off because Microsoft is bad at everything and wholly hostile to consumers and other businesses and run by ants.

Unfortunately, not if it’s launcher level

Made of shrimp but smells of anaphylaxis

Another thing you can do is to actually feel your feelings. Listen to how fucking bored you are. Sit in it, feel it, breathe it in, metabolize it, process it, and then fix it. If you had a billion dollars, what would you do?

Does the screen at least stay as durable BECAUSE the tech improves? Or have the screens gotten weaker?

I mean, that’s actually really fair.

But now, we’ve seen how small we can go… Bring back the features! Swiss army knife time!

I bet that once upon a time, this was standard operating procedure.

Omg yes that’s the worst. I’ve also had CASES that do this. Super annoying.

YESSSSS those things were awesome. You didn’t need it until you did, and then it was incredible to just have one in your pocket. It was just an ir led, too, so not including it was like… Wtf why

Hahaha yeah a little bit

Make components smaller so you can have it be more powerful, not so it can be smaller and the same power.

Give me a week long battery.

Give me an actual camera sensor.

Give me no more lag.

Give me real storage.

Give me a fucking headphone jack.

Give me a replaceable battery!

Give me smaller, dedicated buttons.

Give me a phone with a real frame, something I can sit on, jump on, lean on, and use as a hammer.

Give me a phone that doesn’t have components that slowly work themselves free over a few years.

No more planned obsolescence.

Fuck that person. They don’t need to exist.

I wonder what enables this business model to survive? 🤔

Maybe people will stop using Amazon?

Nahhhh