DNA evidence from Kirk assassination disputed

My brain: That wasn’t Kirk? Oh shit. Better go get him, then.

Wouldn’t have had Charlie Kirk without Trump. Horribly not worth.

Jesus.

Sometimes shitty pizzas use mozzarella with too much moisture and refrigerating/dehydrating it overnight can give you the greatest mozzarella texture and flavor that exists when you reheat it.

Also, there’s the water trick where you strategically wet the pizza with water before toaster oven-ing it. You have to be careful, though, because some pizza will absorb it really fast in certain places and turn it permanently soggy INSTANTLY.

Lately, I’ve been toying with the concept that mozzarella is like a sponge, and at moment of pulling out of an oven, there’s an optimum moisture content, and that refrigerating it and direct water application can control for this on a near-precision level.

I’ve done many things in life that others would regret and I don’t. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don’t know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.

I regret image searching duck penis today.

The Baron was supposed to be hyper smart but just a deeply fucked up, gay pedo raper murderous individual with horrible disgusting taste, and had always been. In one of the prequels that Herbert’s son wrote, apparently the Baron used to be slim and beautiful, too, but raped just the wrong person who infected him with every disease that exists.

“Bleed-Up Economics*”

Imagine having an entire library of modern games on cartridge. Look up what game to play, grab it from the shelf, No DRM, put it into a cartridge bay and hit a switch, and the computer copies part of it to RAM and runs it. Just like N64, but 10,000x bigger.

Somebody needs to invent a way to rip your entire library on steam to portable installation cartridges so you just plun-n-play them

The only way back to that one is by beating this one

Lol Florida

Oh no don’t buy it, it’s shitty and definitely don’t sign up it’s too expensive and not worth it ahhh

You forget your /s? (I also want to be crushed so bad)

Just ban AI already

Mmm yesss, don’t sign up… You don’t want to…

No I want to pay a little less and have it be a government AI spying machine and tied to only meta’s software and ecosystem./s

The human body needs water to survive. Perhaps you are different.

Does the pope shit in the woods?