Sabata

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Do you trust every device you buy without question?

Tape a raspberry pi to the wall with some relays and a temperature sensor dangling and call it a day. Anything else is spying on you.

Knowing someones name is a bit too intimate for my taste.

But that cable can’t summon Kel’Tuzad unlike the router.

The first and last time.

Running for office under the banner of beheading CEOs might sincerely get you elected.

That would get my vote.

It may wipe out all life on Earth at any moment with the equivalent of a fart and not notice.

I ask so I can avoid touching an HP. If you have an HP you must live with your own sins as I refuse to bare that burden again.

Is 5090 the model number or price?

You better be half assing it or well paid.

I’m glad I don’t give my job my 3am energy.

Look at Mr.Bigshot over here with a defined value and data type.

“do their own research”

That’s redneck for “I found someone that agrees with me on the Facebook”.

You try to summon one(1) eldritch being and you end up getting put on a list next to Kolanaki.

I’m hoping for Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and My Dying Bride vibes.

I would not put my dick in anything running on Windows.

All of his memes are stolen.

Me and my big titty goth demon GF are going to go kill god! We even have a bad ass play-list picked out.

My mom thinks my house is haunted… It’s just old AF and the only damned souls in the walls are the leaky pipes.