Capitalists will always serve up fascists when the proletariat get too many unions for their taste. Never trust the ruling class. We should have been Luigi’ing them from day 1.

Now you just need a pet spider for the roaches

Guess I missed the memo

We all know Satoshi is just the Feds trying to find an easier way to procure drugs to spread in minority communities. /s

I’m sorry, bud. But our expiration date is 2039.

Time spares no one, friend. Howl in defiance with me for just a few moments more.

I’d like to be asked consent when my picture is posted online.

These dudes have their own dicks all the way down their throat.

RIP Jamie, we will always remember all the shit you blew up.

Avoid Xfinity at all costs.

What kinda fuckass McDonald’s worker calls the cops on a folk hero? This is why we will continue to be curb stomped by the boot.

I mean either way I am inspired as fucc from this act. People really do hold the power. No amount of money or lobbying in the world will unshoot Brian Thompson.

The private health industry needs to die, and all executives with it. I can’t tell if those words are worse than straight up hate speech with the nonchalant way it is worded. He doesnt even consider the lives of those children as real at all. That denying those claims is denying life. This is the prevailing attitude at huge conglomerates and I’ve had my fill. They deserve what they dish out, death.

More likely to happen:

Captured oligarch media keeps trying horribly to spin this. Eventually, shooter gets caught. Everyone who gets their info solely from mainstream sources will think the shooter a villain. Somehow they find a jury of stooges. Dude gets slapped with the hardest sentencing imaginable but not put to death. The orphan crushing machine pitters on.

MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

Thats a plant. They aren’t as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.

Ha! You didnt just fuck your brain by staying up until midnight every night and waking up at 5 or 6 AM?

In this particular context? Definitely.

Stiffs all around

Theres just no way to fix gun violence in this country, sorry CEOs :'(