SantasMagicalComfort

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May contain microplastics and Jim’s penis residue.

I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

My cats would sell me out for three treats.

I swear I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter in the Dec 1 outfit.

Throw a fish in there too.

Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

I think that’s where I got it from.

I’m old fashioned I get myself an eight ball on Christmas Eve and one tall hooker dressed like Mrs. Claus and one short one dressed like an elf.

That’s disgusting who would do something like that?

Is that Gabe?

They started off this century pretty strong though.

I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.

You think they’re going to last a century?

Should be the decade of humiliation.

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.