You obviously haven’t watched Friends.

I haven’t worked for twenty years now I just show up and walk around with a clipboard and my phone out.

Every day is a day off if you quit your job.

Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.

Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.

Less is.

“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

Most of us MENSA members are also liberals.

Those are all part of making life worth living.

So than which are the wrong parts?

Which part is the right part?

No I meant they should fuck the ex.

Crazy woman are just fantastic in bed and if she tries to tell the fiancé you can just say she’s problematic.

You should fuck her again.

I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

Wouldn’t that be a rusty trombone?

I’m not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

Go fork yourself.

It’s ectoplasm I swear!

That’s been out a couple months now.

The end result is the same with both groups thinking they’re morally superior.