SeductiveTortoise

I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be cake. It doesn’t look like it was a real animal, with those big lollypop eyes and the skin of marzipan and the little sugar pearls 💖

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

What about a solid gold diving suit? I would even push him in.

How about happy?

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

Hey, we did speak out and most of us didn’t shut up since. Fuck EA, VW, BMW, whoever tries to push microtransactions.

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

To be fair, I would have a hard time giving billions away. I don’t have any, and I probably will never (except if an event of hyper inflation happens), but that’s just a technicality.

CAN YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS WRITE A LITTLE BIGGER?

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

I think I was ten when a friend and I asked his big sister if we could watch with her. We could, but I still think A Nightmare on Elm Street was a bit too much for me back then.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”

MOOOOORE!!!

Must be a typo, I bet they meant 90 minutes an hour.