Bewitched cookie cause who’s not fucked our their mind on a bunch of drugs for Christmas.

“Why yes kids, I really love snow. That’s why I’m putting it up my nose.”

The kitty is indeed adorable as it should be.

Prices go up and stay up.

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

If our leaders were playing a decent civ game, they wouldn’t be leaders. The leaders would be saying to themselves “One more turn and I’ll quit”.

Maybe I have spent way too much time on the internet. That Wii Remote shape looks like it’s for someone’s pleasure.

That explains why clown porn is always trending.

Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It’s what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Doubtful, the US will veto the email at the Security Council meeting.

I would like to see the source for this meme.

I thought Monopoly ended when someone decides to flip the board and start a revolution.

Wait! If I use Linux, I have 100% chance of dying at some point?

You need to invest in Vault-Tec!

I mean there was a meme about the German Army was sending troops to Poland.

I saw you start dunking on Brett Favre. I wanted to dunk on him too.

Woah there, Brett Favre is not a “welfare queen”. That would imply that Brett identifies as a women. According to the bullshit pushed by conservatives that can’t happen. So that makes Brett Favre a “welfare sponge”, “welfare fraud”, “king of collecting welfare”, “thief”, “a hypocritical, piece of shit, who is only collecting welfare cause they need it. Every one is just a welfare bum”.