

Florida has the mythical Florida Man.


Florida has the mythical Florida Man.


“The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”
Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.
Randy Fine is truly delusional.
Can I still go back and get my forklift certification?


He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.
Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.


“Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”


If we think the logic through, it is very insidious. The city has decided that the public perception of locking up benches is far more preferably then allowing a place for people to sit/sleep.
In essence, it is better for a bunch of people to be collateral in punishing the homeless then it is to be seen making homeless people’s lives marginally better.
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”


“I’m on the good ones! I helped MAGA with those evil trans people!” The Log Cabin Republican says as they are being taken to the Death Camps by ICE.


Nah, the answer is must simpler. Petey Hegsbreath thinks drone warfare is for nerds. Real soldiers bomb civilians in airplanes like God intended.


Someone is getting a cabinet position!


My anus has been toughened up from years of eating shells.


It’s just like how the media were calling the victims of Epstein “young women”. No, the victims were children.


I like the shells. The shells are nice and crunchy. Great way to clear out the digestive track and work my jaw muscles.


You are a monster. I love it.


Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.


And now they have bricked their computer.


I for one welcome our new Furbie Overlords.


There is a reason why I started calling all of them Epstein Class.


Welcome to the world of Hollywood Accounting.
Where movies that gross 4x their budget, somehow took a loss.
Fun fact, each movie is backed not by the studio or production company. Each movie is backed by it’s own corporation.
For example: Supergirl is produced by a company called Supergirl Corporation. However Supergirl Corporation doesn’t have any money. However, the Studio and Producers have money. The Studio and Producers loan Supergirl Corporation the money to create the movie.
Factor the high concentration of corporations owning everything and charging Supergirl Corporation a ton of fees. Supergirl Corporation has gone bankrupt.
Source: https://brokensecrets.com/2012/05/19/movies-are-corporations-hollywood-accounting/
Another disturbingly fun fact. The concept of each movie being a corporation is the same concept you can find other industries. For example; Blackstone doesn’t own all those rental properties. Blackstone owns corporations that own those rental properties.
TIL, someone or some people have created an Epstein Wiki and lo and behold. There is a page about Robert Kraft.