You forgot an A.

Procerus Fuscus Pulcher

Za Warudo!

the rule where it couldn’t be more than 12 characters long

This is the one I don’t get. Sure you don’t want people putting in an infinitely long password, but I like to have my passwords at around 15 characters. Why are you forcing me to make a less secure password?

Only reason I can think of is storage but even at a massive scale, this is text, paying for that storage would cost as much as a rounding error.

The early 2000s.

This is the first I’ve seen someone else reference Crudbump. So catchy, wish they did more.

Give it to ya fast and make ya say “what”.

Spiritfarer, To the Moon, Gris (no words in this one but still a good story imo), anything SuperGiant has ever made with my favorite being Transistor.

And whatever you do…

Don’t! Just don’t. And if you are about to, do not. So say the hooded figures of the dog park, which, may I remind you, does not exist.

And now…the weather.

That’s like saying HDDs will forget numbers if you store them next to a powerful magnet.

Or drive a nail into them. Granted, most of these devices will stop functioning if you do that…

Snow. It used to last the whole winter and not just 2 days here and there.

This is what I’ve heard called the “bus buffer”, which means “run your team so that if someone is hit by a bus you aren’t totally screwed.”

Do you think stereotyping is okay just because someone else does it? Nevermind the misogynistic implications of basing a woman’s value on her usefulness “in the household.”

Please don’t make sweeping generalizations about whether or not women are “of use in the household” ever again, thanks.

You can’t get snakes from chicken eggs.

I saw a flag similar to this but the American flag was being pulled away to reveal a Confederate flag. Which… I actually had to think about for a bit lol. Felt more like a statement about people who fly American flags everywhere.

Third panel is heckin’ adorable though.

Carrying a Google search for “Do vaccines cause autism?” with 9 links to scientific studies crossed out and an opinion article on Fox News circled and highlighted. Perhaps a Bible still in its shrinkwrap.

Did you know that Gary Newcorn is actually older than Gary Oldcorn??

Imagine having to go in there after this guy steps out chugging juice to recover from 10 straight simulations.