No, I traded it for a microphone.

I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!

Aka C&D (it’s trick question)

At least he’s using protection /s

My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.

Finally some good fucking memes

It’s actually just filled with aluminum foil for you to crunch on

I had a stroke because I read masturbate in that font 😏