HR stands from Harambe Repressors.

I am aware, it’s just a topical joke about Boeing’s commercial planes falling apart.

Wait… Lockheed martin kills people on Purpose

They know their target demo, we’re all hydrohomies here.

Is this a sponsorred post?

If so @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world what’s the takeaway?

Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

Shit, when I hear retro i think Atari

I say we start calling him Geralt.

“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

At first I thought this was the hallway from the Maul/Qi Gon Jin fight.

Still works.

Wait… His name’s not Morgoth yet.

Sounds like a Management Skill issue

Well most of the elements anyway

I’m paying for the paperwork handling. My ADHD ass is not going through that without it.

I don’t know, a 5 year old might think that’s a cool word and say they want to be xenophobe when they grow up.

Lava is molten rock. It is still incredibly dense, if it wasn’t burning hot you could walk on it. How would you plunge a whole arm in?

Weird way to spell blahaj

10 minutes? That’s it. That’s easily a 3 hour time sink.

They’re the worst when diced, especially in something like stir fry. Your chewing your rice/veggie similar consistency mix then all the sudden you get either a crunchy flake (for uncooked onions) or a tiny piece of wet paper (for cooked).

I realize this rant is childish, but my sensory issues make this a big deal for me and I need to put my foot down… even if it causes my heel to light up.

I don’t mind the flavor, but the texture mixes well with absolutely nothing.