Except the price

I’d only ride this bike if it formed a wall of coloured light behind me as I rode

Relevant SCP

There’s a classic schoolyard game in which you would make that symbol (generally below waist height), and if you managed to get your friends to look at it you were allowed to punch them.

So OP has legal right to punch all of us.

Great mood? Nah

Better mood? Yeah

Meme fits, cause I’m 25.

Come on Jimmy

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

I’ll usually eat a could wee chunks of an onion after I dice it up, and the other day I was surprised by how palatable the onion was that I was eating. Normally I enjoy eating a couple tiny pieces raw, but this was an onion I could see myself taking a big ol bite out of

“Staahhp”

Hay now, don’t saddle up the rest of us ketamine enjoyers with him. Neigh…

Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

I’m definitely taking the money now.

My mate made 15k the other day from investing in a shitcoin. Then he told us about all of the other shitcoins he invested in that went to zero.

Overall he does make a profit, but that’s with a lot of knowledge in the sector and a lot of understanding that you’re going to lose far more often than you win.

“Do you have any games on your phone?”

The job is only a few kms away, the boss just likes taking the scenic route

Exactly. Endgame is great in terms of fanservice, but IW is just a far more solid film

Would also recommend GOTG3 if you enjoyed the first two films, I’d personally say it’s my favourite of the trilogy

Marvel films are the popcorn flicks of the 2010s. None of them are masterpieces, but most are just a fun watch.

But now they’re often not even that. Besides a few outliers (No Way Home, GOTG3), they fail to even be entertaining popcorn flicks. I’d say the line is National Treasure. If it’s better than National Treasure, that’s a solid popcorn flick. If it’s worse, then it’s not worth watching.

Yeah I don’t mind Outlook, I also use it for work and it does the job just fine.

And it has folders. I still don’t like Gmail’s “labels”

25 and same, despite having a driver’s license for eight years

Ooh soy milk time